i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen
that’s a good question
struck by a thunder oh my god
HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY
um
well then
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK
i don’t even need to say anything else
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