“Shit, Larry, I can’t figure out what to put on this label. What’s it called when it’s a dog but it’s like, not a grown-up dog yet? It’s a tiny dog.

No, Larry, not a Corgi. I’m talking about all dogs. What are all little, tiny, brand-new dogs called?

No, Larry, the world I’m looking for isn’t ‘cute.’

Damn it! It’s on the tip of my tongue. Cats have kittens, humans have babies, dogs have…

Fuck it, they’ll know what I mean.”