flipspring:

“i like the little japanese cucumbers not the big american ones.”

“OH DO YOU?”

“they’re so delicious.”

“I BET THEY ARE”

“yeah chop them up into slices and eat -“

“DON’T CHOP THEM UP JESUS CHRIST.”

“molly we’re talking about cucumbers.”

“NO WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ***CUCUMBERS***!!!”

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