today i was walking down the street and there was a dude with blood all over him get his foot wedged in the door of a cafe and stagger
my friend wanted to go back and see what was happening and i was like GURL
three options here
1. video/movie
2. prank
3. actual zombie(it was option 1 but if you guys see a zombie you should really just keep walking)
YOU ARE FALSE
HOW COULD YOU JUST WALK BY SOMETHING THAT EXCITING
WHAT ARE YOU
CARDBOARD
HORSE??
MELON
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i like to appreciate the beautiful reanimated corpses from a distance with a gun
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