OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs
3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me
3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12i’m gonna light a cig
3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye
3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here
4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end
4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet
4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow?
4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12@frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate
4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually
4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys
4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened
4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference
4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12who has my hand i want it back
4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12i was lying before. will smith is good at rap
4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant
5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u
5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore
5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12im done w this!! im nothing…
5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway