[Facebook status from Bro Strider: ‘sexuality is so stupid its kind of like doritos you like cool ranch doritos? thats cool you like the nacho cheese? thats fine do you like the spicy ones? you go man you eat those spicy doritos are you more of a nacho cheese kinda guy but you wanna try a cool ranch dorito? go for it lil man because in the end theyre all doritos’]

Also not liking doritos is cool, you don’t have to have them if you don’t want. Only have doritos when you hang out with one particular person, but don’t like them normally? Also fine.