A Guide To What Drugs You Should Take Before Seeing CATS (2019) Based on Your Favorite Musical

If your favorite musical is…

Book of Mormon, Avenue Q…As many edibles as you want, champ.

Little Shop of Horrors, Tommy, Godspell. Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat…LSD

West Side Story, Cabaret, Chicago, American Psycho, A Chorus Line, Company, Evita…Cocaine

Singing in the Rain, Hello Dolly, The Music Man, Hairspray, Anything Goes…Shrooms

Falsettos, Next to Normal, Fun Home, Parade…Your regularly prescribed anti-depressants

CATS…Your body’s natural endorphins. Good for you! Or cocaine.

Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Spring Awakening, RENT, Wicked, Be More Chill, Mean Girls…Nothing, you are not yet old enough to drink, so don’t do drugs, kids!