I’m going to three theme parties tonight: Skanky Goth, Freaks n Geeks, and Sex Kittens…. wish me luck
Nobody wished me luck and this is what happened: 1) i got ultra mega hyper drunk 2) this guy i’d hooked up with came out to me as asexual and i was suuuuuper unsurprisedd 3) i got to kiss the girl i like and it wAS so great i fell all the way onto the floor and it was rly embarassing 4) my knees got all bloody and i look like a cool Blowjob Warrioir but actually i just crawled inside an igloo 4) i just lay on the floor with my body half way inside the refridgerator for like 10 minutes
Scream my extensive unnecessary tagging of the til death do us blart post brought this up as a “similar post” thank u tumblr algorithm kings we don’t give u enough credit