some type of adult girl

jeezypetes:

Hm… i have an intense and complicated relationship with the dark tower series. It both delights and vexes me. I have a lot of ideas and opinions about it but i am deeply afraid of dipping into whatever “fandom” might exist

I don’t want to know which characters are sweet cinnamon bois (presumably eddie) or himbos (roland i guess) or see slashy fan art gasher and the tick tock man… I just want to turn Wizard and Glass into a playable oneshot rpg where I make my friends pretend to be young gunslingers navigating the magical and political world of Hambry and see if they can avoid letting susan delgado be burned at the stake. I also want to viciously mock Stephen king