some type of adult girl

americasnexttopsoil:

mark-zuckerburg-x-siri-fanfic:

americasnexttopsoil:

Great news! My offspring’s development, specifically in terms of supine head and neck control, arm extension, hand opening and visual tracking of moving objects was rated “advanced” (that is, gifted) by an accredited professional, meaning my family is entitled to siphon resources from you. Give us all your money.

What does this mean

Sounds like a question someone whose hands were still balled at two weeks of age would ask. 🙄

I mean, this is precisely why my children deserve more and superior public services, whereas lowly, average (disgusting!) children don’t. If my child is forced to sit in school sandwiched between talentless Morlocks who are probably covered in warts and who waste classroom time on anti-intellectual behaviors such as asking too many questions, that’d be unjust and cruel. More importantly, however, all of society would be worse off.

My progeny is clearly already superior to most, and can only be destined for greatness. Think about it, if you can. Remember, it is geniuses, such as my two-week-old offspring, who are responsible for all technology, all great works and all nice stuff in general. This is an undeniable reality! To treat superior persons no differently from common slugfolk would impede their trajectory.

Give us all your money.