bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm
my dad is having an affair
dad brought me the promised burrito just now so here’s my obligatory post exonerating him from infedelity
that burrito was fantastic. i’m inclined to think my dad has never had sex in his life
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