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List of cartoon cereal mascots that got serious dick game, from a 2003 article in People Magazine:

The trix (or should we say Tricks) rabbit

The OG twink himsef, the nesquick rabbit

Back from his tour in Iraq, Tony “Her Majesty” the Tiger

THE thing from the honey comb cereal commercials in the late 90s

This guy

Count Chocula The Slut Himself

These three handsome young Latino men

And who didn’t make the cut you ask?

Buzz the Bee, for serially declaring himself a eunuch on live daytime television broadcasts intended for children

Booberry, a.k.a. “Pink Sock” The Ghost, for his infamous yet self appointed monicker

And of course, the disgraced man himself, the worst of them all:

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