July 27th, 2019 at 12:21PM

auckie:

List of cartoon cereal mascots that got serious dick game, from a 2003 article in People Magazine:

The trix (or should we say Tricks) rabbit

The OG twink himsef, the nesquick rabbit

Back from his tour in Iraq, Tony โ€œHer Majestyโ€ the Tiger

THE thing from the honey comb cereal commercials in the late 90s

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This guy

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Count Chocula The Slut Himself

These three handsome young Latino men

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And who didnโ€™t make the cut you ask?

Buzz the Bee, for serially declaring himself a eunuch on live daytime television broadcasts intended for children

Booberry, a.k.a. โ€œPink Sockโ€ The Ghost, for his infamous yet self appointed monicker

And of course, the disgraced man himself, the worst of them all:

You

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    List of cartoon cereal mascots that got serious dick game, from a 2003 article in People Magazine:
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