I can’t stop thinking about the young man in front of me in the 7-11 insisting on specific individual chicken wings from behind the glass like a shrewd merchant at the butcher counter… like any one of them will give you food poisoning bro come on

no shade on 711 their pink coconut water rules my pussyalso their melon juice and chili mango and cookie dough bitesbut i thought we all just knewthe meats are for display only..