July 4th, 2019 at 2:09PM

koryos:

you, a generalist unspecialized mouse or mouselike mammal:

- food goes from esophagus to stomach to intestine

- can eat and digest almost anything

- adaptable and can survive in many different environments

me, a specialized sanguivorous vampire bat:

- food goes from esophagus to intestine to stomach to intestine

- can only eat blood

- will die if I don’t eat for one night (unless someone vomits in my mouth)

- will die if there’s not enough humidity in the air

- will die if I exercise too much

- will become dehydrated if I drink too much

- constantly pissing so I’m not too heavy to fly

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21,297 notes #vampire bats share blood with each other so they can all live :)#UNLESS one of them refuses to share his blood than in the future when he wants blood everyone else is like nuh uh die selfish asshole
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