June 7th, 2019 at 12:23PM

I just ate the buttered noodles i made drunkenly at midnight last night out of a plastic gelato container that melted a lil in the microwave at work and i got to a piece of noodle that was chewy and uncooked and turned out to be a match that i had been trying to use to light the stove last night but couldn’t because i was using the wrong end of the match and now i have presumably have cancer as well as dumb bitch disease

#i thought of a funny post during a meeting earlier but now i forget#sorry
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