some type of adult girl

babyitaliano:

ladybroalex:

babyitaliano:

Dude imagine how much you’d hate apes if a witch cursed you so that anytime you ate, anywhere from 1-3 small-medium sized monkeys or chimps would limply reach for whatever it was you were eating. Can you even imagine? What a life.

I don’t know but is this an analogy for the early stages of parenthood? Like toddlers and small children?

No I was just thinking like, what if you constantly had to deal with monkey poop fingers brushing by your chin and sometimes going into your mouth when you were eating. And like climbing on the counter to get away from them, and like sometimes they’d make you drop your hoagie on the sidewalk and you’d do a Charlie Brown wail. Like you would be so miserable. It’s such a good idea for a curse. And what’re you gonna do? Hurt the monkeys? Then you’re a guy who harms animals. You’d be ostracized and feel awful. Besides the minute you stop eating they run away. They’re gone. I could perfectly imagine monkeys existing for this sole purpose.