“-Cactus cat, feline of the American southwest with hair like thorns that intoxicates itself by the consumption of cactus water.[4]
-Dungavenhooter, a crocodile creature with no mouth, instead having huge nostrils. Uses its tail to pound loggers into a gas, which it then inhales for sustenance.[5]
-Glawackus, a fierce brute resembling a combination of a panther, lion, and a bear.
-Goofus bird, a backwards-flying bird that builds its nest upside-down.[13]
-Gumberoo, rare hairless bear like creature with skin that is nearly invulnerable, repelling all attacks except fire which will cause the gumberoo to combust in a massive explosion.”
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