the-adventures-of-dave

My cat doesn’t often come when I call his name, however he always runs to sit by the printer when I say the word “printer”.

the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck

This is what I look for in an associate

It is just a shame

That to some people these days the only “printer” in their life

Is them printing their name on a loan form

To pay a meter long phone bill

No doubt used to discuss Fortnight