I’m bad at Rorschach tests and interpreting abstract art bc every time I see anything I think “oh that looks like a cool bug”
I’m studying to become a psychologist so I have a book of psychological tests that includes the Rorschach blots for old times sake and I’m always so glad I’m mentally ill now rather than in the 1950s bc every time I look at the blots I can’t see anything but “cool bug”
1940s psychologist smoking a cigar, about to diagnose me with hysteria and h*m*sexuality: hmmm what do you see in this picture
Me: well doc, I don’t know what all these pictures of cool bugs have to do with my nervous condition
1940s psychologist: very interesting *writes down COOL BUG SEEING DISORDER in all caps on his notebook*