beaky-peartree

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

  • he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
  • it’s tommy wiseau
xenosagaepisodeone

  • there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
Source: beaky-peartree
the first one is what i believe but i keep my mouth shut bc its not fun :/