the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck:

gentleshepherdess:

the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck:

People call themselves fans of the outdoors

But have not collected firewood

Learned smoke signals

Defended themselves from a pack of wolves

Own a watch worth $5k or more

Or dried their own meats

And yet they think their opinion means something to me

So tell me

Tell me how much you love the wilderness

why is having a watch worth $5k on this list op?

A true playboy

Values his time

Literally

And figuratively

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