jedimagnus

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

kayliemalinza

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

imgoingtogobacktheresomeday

You don’t half peel it then slam it against the edge of the counter in defiance of god and man?