some type of adult girl

vampireapologist:

since I was talking about weird things I’ve seen on the interstate driving through the mountains I wanna bring up the time Brie and I were driving to Baltimore in 2016 and we needed gas so we took an exit that just said “gas” on the sign and we ended up in this town with literally one single road through it and there was a beautiful farmhouse I said I wanted to live in but the entire time we didn’t pass a single person or a single car but it didn’t really strike us as weird

so we drove about half a mile before we came to this tiny gas station with two pumps and I got out to pump my gas and there were other ppl parked at the gas station and I got out to pump my gas and the attendant came out and said “no we do that for you” so we went inside to prepay and we got out a debit card and he said “what’s that” and we laughed bc we thought he was kidding but there was a long awkward pause and finally one of us was like “a….debit card?” and he said “haha, I don’t think I can take that!” so we paid in cash and suddenly

it seemed very weird that we’d not seen a single person until we got to the gas station and that there was only a single road and beautiful mansion-size farmhouses and an attendant who was at least acting like he honest to god didn’t know what a debit card was and we got our gas and left and I have no idea where that even was but that’s why I’m sort of afraid of Maryland

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