jeezypetes

Do u guys think if i take a shower during a thunderstorm god will reach down thru the shower faucet and electrocute me with his lightning powers

jeezypetes

& do you think hes more likely to do thjs if i eat a coconut popsicle in there. I know it’s wrong but i love eating a cold treat in the hot water

jeezypetes

Jokes on y’all I survived and enjoyed an icy sweet delight. God try harder next time, Bitch