jeezypetes:

Do u guys think if i take a shower during a thunderstorm god will reach down thru the shower faucet and electrocute me with his lightning powers

& do you think hes more likely to do thjs if i eat a coconut popsicle in there. I know it’s wrong but i love eating a cold treat in the hot water

  1. jeezypetes reblogged this from jeezypetes and added:
    Jokes on y’all I survived and enjoyed an icy sweet delight. God try harder next time, Bitch
  2. submalevolentgrace said: yes, and no
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