I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking
i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is
3 times
I don’t use mustache wax or play the harpsichord, and I definitely like hiking, but I feel like i’m basically that guy.
Gjjfdsfgh why would you drag yourself like this on the public internet…..