me to me: wow u dumb bitch u can’t even do that —

Jenny Holzer, in my head: ..

me: …

Jenny: IT —

me: before you say—

Jenny: IT IS—

me: I KNOW IT IS IN MY SELF INTEREST

Jenny, top of her lungs: IN YOUR SELF INTEREST TO FIND A WAY TO BE VERY —

me: tender, tender tender tender tender TEN DER I know I Get It I get it dammit