what the fuck

Just buy a fucking night light you animal

i feel like the moment you have to break out a soldering gun is the moment it stops being a lifehack and starts becoming a regular-ass DIY project

this feels like a fire hazard..

You step in to my room.

Dangling from the ceiling are 3,000 glowing eggs, pulsating with a soft light.

“Welcome,” I say, my head swiveling 360 degrees on my shoulders.