February 28th, 2018 at 11:14PM

jeezypetes:

I kissed a witch at a party and gave her my number but she never texted me >:(

You know what I just remembered though. The following afternoon I found a gorgeous, clean and intact deer skeleton in the woods and kept the skull. So maybe that was her witchy way of letting me know she wasn’t interested

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    You know what I just remembered though. The following afternoon I found a gorgeous, clean and intact deer skeleton in...
1 note #also theres a fair chance i typed my number in wrong bc i was drunk#still pissed tho bc her tacit rejection MIRRORS the one I’m getting from the HR lady at the job I interviewed 3 times for#SHE JUST WONT EMAIL ME BACK#maybe they crashed their cars together and both died
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