some type of adult girl

thestarrywisdom:

3dspacejesus:

xenoglyph:

mostlysignssomeportents:

The Lesser Bot is a twitterbot that is writing a machine-generated grimoire, complete with summoning runes, which is timely, given that we’re entering the age of demon-haunted computers.

“The Lesser Bot of Solomon offers you endless pages from a text in the style of Ars Goetia and the Pseudomonarchia Daemonum.”

№ 576 Chancellor AGMAHMAL, DEMON of:
‣ mordantly queued litheness
‣ subdivisions

№ 573 Senator SABAZMONUS, DEMON of:
‣ alcoholically positioning cutthroats

№ 571 Councilman BALZILSUM, DEMON of:
‣ presidential ascendancy
‣ whetstones
‣ preventive solos

№ 567 Saint BARETHOS, DEMON of:
‣ riposting footraces

№ 559 Deputy ABTZO, DEMON of:
‣ infected contaminators

№ 565 Saint ABAN, DEMON of:
‣ navigators

http://boingboing.net/2016/06/12/twitterbot-that-produces-endle.html

paging @kadrey

A grimoire for the information age, now ain’t that interesting.

@veequoi

@da-at-ass @wolvensnothere @hamfax probably everyone i know, really

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