Extreme Animal Obsessions Validity Judgements

jeezypetes:

Merman- valid
Guy who only eats raw meat, loves rotten meat and road kill- not valid
Girl who dresses beetles up as celebrities- valid
Man with two infant children who wants to live as a dog- not valid

Pony milf: a little valid, mostly sexy, maybe awakened something in me

Bull penis cane maker: deeply, gorgeously valid. Perhaps the validest man I’ve ever seen on reality television

Man who secretly records cicada mating calls to use in his terrible atonal music: unsettling and extremely unvalid

Guy who eats road kill pt. 2: valid because he cooks it first

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    Pony milf: a little valid, mostly sexy, maybe awakened something in meBull penis cane maker: deeply, gorgeously valid....
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