i fidget with my cube, looking over at my gamber babe gf…
“hey…youre my princess peach right…?”
she rolls her eyes, sipping mountain dew out of her novelty minecraft creeper mug. “fus-ro-duh.”
Weaksauce…so unepic…you guys totally lost the game
ON OUR WEDDING DAY: “And here I thought the only gold rigns I would be interested in were to be collected by a porcupine…” my wife, wiping away a tear, “this cake…is no lie.”
they play the fallout theme on an ocarina as we kiss
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