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critiquemydickpic:

this is an incredibly strange dick pic, sender.

i barely even know where to start here: the colours are incredible and the composition is certainly creative, but it’s barely even a dick pic in the traditional sense of the term and so thoroughly doctored that i can’t imagine it eliciting much more than stunned confusion. 

it is, at the very least, novel and creative, which is much more than can be said for most dick pics. 

thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets a C+.

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