jeezypetes:

Just had pure liquid diarrhea in the greyhound station bathroom lads. Looking forward to this 16 hour bus ride lads

My friends and family (lads) u may be pleased to know that I was able to stop shitting long enough to walk to a safeway near the bus start to buy some immodium. But now god is punishing me for my cunning and fortitude by making my bus over an hour late (meaning i will absolutely miss my connexion and be stuck in Sacramento for. Eons probably) and seating me next to a “talker”

  1. jeezypetes reblogged this from jeezypetes and added:
    My friends and family (lads) u may be pleased to know that I was able to stop shitting long enough to walk to a safeway...
  2. witchydarling said: this is honestly one of my worst nightmares i’m so sorry and my spirit is with you
  3. 3dbabyfromallymcbeal said: drink plenty of water !
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