How do y'all eat your bananas?
1-5 anything else is gonna be baked or ice cream or smoothiefiedthis pisses me off so much i keep seeing this and people are claiming they only eat 1-4 and that’s so evil it’s so misinformed and wrong like i get liking a more sour banana but it’s not ripe and claiming that 9-13 is overripe is just, foolhardy and obtuse what kind of extravagant lifestyles do you milquetoast whites live where youre too good to touch a perfectly ripe banana how sheltered has your life been, how spotless are your fat sausage fucking fingers that you dare claim a banana with spots it worthless id fucking murder anyone on the spot if i knew this about them if i lain eyes on some tall concave assed middle aged man named gerard who was eating a 1, or threw away an 11 i would rip his colon from his body with nothing but my thumbs and teeth i would eat his liver and vomit because of how malnourished and lacking in potassium hed be. fuck everyone who refuses to eat beyond 7
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