i was rewatching parks and rec and in the episode “leslie and ron” leslie is listing out all of the things she is guessing might have made ron mad at her. i capped it bc i wanted to see what they said so i’m sharing bc they’re amusing

• had conversations with postmaster general about getting your face on a stamp
  
• i sent you a birthday card through the u.s. mail
• taught the triplets about the dangers of minimizing the role of government in an increasingly complicated society
• i submitted to the new yorker cartoon caption contest under your name
• invited you to my linkedin professional circle
• that i had food and stuff shut down temporarily for a health code violation
• started using the word “scrumptious” too much
• once offered you an apple (shouldn’t count i was super drunk)
• i bought a chair from ikea