some type of adult girl

maxiesatanofficial:

operativewalker:

elpiso:

iwilleatyourenglish:

i have never seen someone with such a nonexistent grasp of food in my life. there is virtually nothing here that makes any sense or works. this is like watching a toddler being given unfettered access to a kitchen and mashing everything they find together.

the way that this person opens the fucking dorito bag SIDEWAYS with scissors and carefully places each chip with tongs as if they’re making real food is an affront to common decency and has to be stopped.

i want to make it expressly clear that this video has brought me to the verge of tears

i was with them for like 20 seconds and then i couldn’t stand it

me: okay this time that HAS to be it, what could they POSSIBLY add to this quasi-nacho garbage fire at this p—

them: (dumps more unidentifiable vat item on top)

me:

(via agentnorfdakoda)