some type of adult girl

yungmethuselah:

Yeah, hi, customer service? CIA? I need to report something odd: all of this.

• The concept, Faux Grass Ball Sculpture, is pretty odd to start, no?
  
• The Information section where it says Updated traditional vinyl green grass ball is also odd. I can’t quite put words to it, but it’s unsettling.
  
• Can be decorated with lights. I mean, you can kinda put lights on whatever. This orb doesn’t possess a single feature apart from being made of vinyl (or so it keeps repeating; sounds a bit desperate to me). At least not any features it’s being up front about.
  
• The pricing is gallingly odd. Look at it. What is going on here? 
  
• Given all that, it is undeniably odd at least five (5) persons appear to have purchased such a mysterious and expensive orb.
  
• 1 Question Answered. OK, so you’re thinking maybe this’ll clear some things up, haha.
  

• Thanks, Damion.
  

There’s some secret plot going on, isn’t there? These are Russian spy orbs, a way to covertly distribute materials to various cells. That’s got to be what these strangely extravagant “vinyl” grass spheres are, right? Think about it. Zero regular people are going to buy this. It’s perfect. Wow. The agents communicate using reviews and maybe also lights unless that’s thrown in as a false trail. Holy shit.