My boss opened this business in the 60s and recently made a collage of different advertisements they’ve run through the years.

It turns out my business was making those gross waifu body pillows all the way back in the 60′s….

“TURN HER ON (1968) With the Next Best Thing. Of course you can’t bundle yourself up under the tree, so, do the next best thing. Give her a life size enlargement of your noble features, OR, preserve yourself forever on a real, soft, squeezable pillow.”