August 26th, 2016 at 4:32PM

Replace “wife” with “skeleton” in old terrible standup routines

bogleech:

SKELETONS, am I right guys? Haha, can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em! Take my skeleton, for instance - no, seriously, take it! - you can tell who has a skeleton in the audience because they’re afraid to laugh in front of it but I know you guys are laughing on the inside while the oooool’ ball n’ chain sits there like “that’s not funny!”

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