some type of adult girl

straightwhiteboyproblems:

pussycatporn:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

Bro: on a scale of 1 to 10, how hot do you think katie is?

me: she’s a 6 but her personality is a 10

Bro: you can’t keep saying all these girls have 10s for personalities

Me: dude…of course i can! Katie, Megan and Rachel are all fun to hang out with bc they have great personalities!

Bro: so what am i? am I a 10?

Me: uhhh…..thats weird im not going to say anything

Bro: well I think you are a 10 because i love hanging out with you dude

Me: bro…..

… If u cant tell your bro u love hanging out with him, something is wrong with you… Its not like he said ur attractive or that he loves u specifically

It! Doesnt! Work! Like! That! If I tell my bro *pause* I love hanging out with him … then that means *takes a sip of my protein shake* that means that we will have some weird tension in the air *cuts the sleeves off a tshirt for no reason* And…bro…things are NOT about to get gay!!!!

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