8 Reasons Why Drake Shouldn’t Marry A Blood Relative
Let’s face it: Drake can get just about any woman he wants. But when it comes time for him to settle down, he should definitely think twice before marrying a blood relative.
1. It is illegal: There are no two ways about it: Marrying a blood relative is against the law. Entering a consenting marital relationship with your kin might seem like a victimless crime, but it’s a crime all the same, so it’d be in Drake’s best interest to avoid it.
2. It might make his music less relatable: Drake’s music is popular thanks in part to its emotional accessibility. His lyrics are raw and personal, dwelling on many of the common joys and frustrations of romantic relationships. But if he were to marry a sibling or a cousin, there’s a good chance that his lyrics would become less relatable, as very few people have experience being married to family members.
3. People would gossip: Can you even imagine all the internet chatter over something like Drake marrying one of his own relatives? The magazines would have a field day, too! People would be really nasty to Drake, and it’d probably be a real headache for him.
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