Optimist: believes we live in the best of all possible worlds
Pessimist: fears is this is true
Me: worries that an American Gods series run by Bryan Fuller with such an amazing cast is too perfect of a thing to possibly exist in this wretched garbage reality, and the world is going to end before it can air.
I would be grumpy if this happened. It would ruin my apocalypse.
what ^that probably means: Neil Gaiman won’t be able to enjoy the apocalypse if it means American Gods hasn’t come out yet
what I definitely, on first reading, assumed it means: Neil Gaiman has his own plans for a global apocalypse but his is scheduled after American Gods comes out, and he’ll be miffed if some other loser steals his (possibly literal?) annihilitory thunder