honestly, most people who get turned into monsters in fiction are like OH NOOOOO WHAT HAVE I BECOME I AM HIDEOUS I MUST HIDE MYSELF AWAY but if someone were to change me into a monster that would be preferable like hell fucking yeah, my four eyes and six limbs don’t need to pay fucking taxes anymore bitch i’m out
this is me as a monster with four eyes and six limbs eating a banana and riding a bike and not paying taxes: truly having it all