some type of adult girl

Instead of 2 minutes of caliborn breaking his death clock (why) and 5 minutes of rainbow frog:

Vriska releasing the juju also somehow releases the 4 beta kid souls trapped inside. It absorbs the soul of Lord English (the four spaces should be enough for his disparate parts. Maybe if you don’t count Cal as a part bc he doesn’t have a soul Vriska gets sucked in too and its a nice self sacrificing hero thing for her. But only briefly). Anyway he’s trapped and the whole universe is collapsing in on itself bc of the destruction of the green sun. All the dead trolls in the dream bubbles get sucked into the black hole and presumably perish permanently and its very sad but at least we get to see like Feferi and everyone again and get some closure on that front. Alt calliope and vriska and the recently released beta kids and the ghost army all get eaten by the black hole too and I cry!! But all the characters on the ending platform, AND THE SPRITES because why wpuld they mysteriously vanish at this juncture, all get to go thru the sburb door to the new world, which was created by the fertilization of skaia with the magic tadpole as was previously established and not somehow by Lord English shouting at his juju. All the kids are on the new planet, and terezi is there, and karkat and dave hold hands, and it is both sad but happy, and a real ending which contains room for speculation but no blatant holes in knowledge and obvious lack of effort on the part of the author, if not the animators who did a lovely job