Anonymous
asked:
who is wild woody I feel like I'm missing out
yeah-yeah-beebiss-1
answered:

wild woody was a game for the sega cd, during that weird era when they were trying to create another mascot character that would catch on in the same way sonic did (this also gave us the likes of bug! and toejam & earl)

he was literally a CGI pencil with limbs and a face, who always looked strung-out while erasing enemies by rubbing his ass on them

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alternatively, just watch this