March 4th, 2016 at 7:25PM

snakecats:

>year of our lord 1347
>visiting farmers market
>luscious maiden doth spy me
>“withhold thyself, brother”
>she come hither to sit beside me
>feel her hand atop my leg
>my flesh doth rise to point heavenward
>she reaches for mine own garments
>mistakenly opens satchel
>pasta cascading outward
>mine countenance whereupon

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