Like whats the point of being really beautiful and attracted to all genders if im just going to die alone and my cats eat my body. Im allergic to cats but im going to have to start acquiring them bc of how lonely im going to be after i graduate frim college
Have you considered leaving your body to science for future generations to appreciate such a lavish specimen? Bright side: hair is perfection, eyeliner doesn’t run, crystalline complexion, minty fresh breath. Down side: crusty cryofrozen eyelids inhibit flirtatious winking, likewise, frozo claws not excellent for butt grabbing.
I don’t 200% understand this but I appreciate the sentiment