some type of adult girl

cream-and-stars:

dharmagun:

rainbowbarnacle:

sorrynotsorrybi:

hybridic:

hubblegleeflower:

Has a silk bathrobe

Avowed bachelor

Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing

@dayglopirate relevant to your interests

 Here’s the list: 

• Curious
  
• Extraordinary
  
• Eccentric
  
• Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing
  
• Inconsistent
  
• A sunset lover
  
• Smooth elbows
  
• A man with specific mannerisms
  
• Sleeps diagonally
  
• A perplexment
  
• Rides the carousel
  
• An evening botanist
  
• Classically athletic
  
• Fraternally-minded
  
• Wears a light wristwatch
  
• Gives a careful handshake
  
• Gives too much change for a dollar
  
• A fluent swimmer
  
• A keen-eyed birdwatcher
  
• Fond of his mother
  
• Elegant
  
• Built on an uncertain foundation
  
• Fluttersome
  
• A real jackdaw
  
• Avowed bachelor
  
• A gentleman of the piers
  
• Born with the caul
  
• Limber
  
• An aesthete
  
• In the way of uncles
  
• He throws a party with an open guest list
  
• Son of the moon
  
• A boy from Eton
  
• Always rings twice
  
• Has a silk bathrobe
  
• Not quite up-to-code
  
• He hitchhikes instead of taking the bus
  
• Stays ahead of the game
  
• A skillful mountain climber
  
• Salutes another flag
  
• An upside-down chimney-sweep

tag yourself I’m “a perplexment”

I am reminded of one of my favorite moments in cinema:

you can tell a harvard man about a mile away

because he looks *wolf whistle* just like a fly-away

always wears a pink chemise, he’s got dimples on his rosy knees…

My mom has always, 100%, referred to queerness (mine and that of others) as “shopping at a different Safeway.”

(via meatseekingmissile-deactivated2)